(Source: weheartit.com)
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the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
made in graphic design :)
It really sucks having family members who do nothing but push you aside so that they can be the center of attention. I’ve done nothing but work my ass off to make top ten and get accepted to my dream school. And now suddenly it doesn’t matter and the school is basically the valley and blah blah blah. I’m not even excited for graduation because I know it’s going to be a fight to even get the attention I deserve